Dragon Age: Inquisiton Countdown: 22 Days Until EA E3 Conference
9:20 Dragon - Empress Celene I becomes ruler of Orlais at the tender age of sixteen.
Dragon Age: Inquisiton Countdown: 23 Days Until EA E3 Conference
9:10 Dragon - A baby boy is born to Fiona and King Maric. In an effort to protect the boy from both the systematic hardships his mother has faced and the pressures of being an illegitimate royal child, the boy is entrusted to the care of a trusted Arl to be raised outside the shadow of both parents.
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Dragon Age: Inquisiton Countdown: 24 Days Until EA E3 Conference
9:10 Dragon - Fiona, an elven mage Warden and survivor of the Architect’s plot, appears to overcome the progressive and irreversible effects of the Taint. The results of her experiences in the Deep Roads may mean that she is the first Warden in to avoid the traditional final journey of every Warden who lives long enough: the Calling.
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Dragon Age: Inquisiton Countdown: 25 Days Until EA E3 Conference
9:10 Dragon - Accompied by her colleagues and King Maric, Warden-Commander Genevieve of Orlais proceeds into the Deep Roads below Ferelden and discovers the existence of a sentient Darkspawn, the Architect, who attempts to broker an alliance with the Wardens. In the ensuing chaos most of the Wardens on the mission are killed.
3 days ago - 13
13| *Man walks into a store and finds employee* | |
| Man: | Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! |
| Employee: | Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? |
| Man: | I never filled out an application. |
| Employee: | Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. |
| Man: | No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! |
| Employee: | Well, but that doesn't- |
| Man: | AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! |
| Employee: | But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. |
| Man: | OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! |
| Employee: | Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? |
| Man: | Well no, but what does that matter? |
| Employee: | ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. |
| Man: | Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. |
| Employee: | That...doesn't make any sense. |
| Man: | NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. |
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| Man: | Fuck you, slut. |
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend’s flatmate inexplicably came home with a slightly faulty in-progress Dragon Age: Inquisition disc and in response to a mildly curious enquiry from someone he wound up running a demo part of it on a big wonky projector right in the middle of a house party
I’ve been gagging for news IRL but in the dream I literally made out Cole, a cliff and the PC in the second before I closed my eyes and refused to open them again until the disc had been put away
….IDK what that says about me
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There’s no such thing as following too many Dragon Age fans, so if you blog DA or are a fan of it, reblog so I can follow you!
REPRESENT
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